• Time to Write Your Poop Poem

    Congrats on making it to the toilet. We look forward to reading your work.

    Inspirational 💩 Quotes to Get the Bowel Movements Flowing!

    “Everybody looks at their poop.” ― Oprah Winfrey

    "If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop." ― Kurt Cobain

    "In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!" ― Dr. Seuss

    "You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. " ― George Carlin

    "I don't want to be stinky poo poo girl, I want to be happy flower child." ― Drew Barrymore

    “You are all made of real poop.” ― Anne Frank

    "All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let's get back to the good old-fashioned First Amendment of the good old-fashioned Constitution of the United States -- and to hell with the censors! Give me knowledge or give me death!" ― Kurt Vonnegut

    "I burp, I fart. I'm a real woman." ― Kate Winslet

    "I’m not trying to hide from my past. I want to roll in it. Like a dog, rolling in feces, I’m rolling in the feces of my greatest hits – that’s a bit of a wild way of looking at it, but I am a man and we do like rolling in our own feces at times." ― Billy Idol

    “Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge." ― Jerry Seinfeld

    "When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed." ― Jennifer Aniston

    "Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate." ― Iggy Pop

    "It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet." ― Uma Thurman

    “In the four hundred years since the last devouring soul appeared; the last man to know the meaning of ecstasy, there has been a constant and steady decline of man in art, in thought, in action. The world is pooped out: there isn’t a dry fart left.” ― Henry Miller

    "Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful." ― Sandra Bullock

    "Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet." ― Chuck Palahniuk

    "Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?" ― Tom Robbins