I'd love to poopAnd I haven't pooped in so long.I'd love to poopBecause of all the dietary fiber I eat .
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"Water makes up about 75% of your bowel movements." Reports the clickbait headline of 11 Icky But Interesting Facts About Poop
"A pile of poo that is shaped like a soft-serve ice cream. Brown in color with a friendly smile." Reports EmojiPedia.Org.
No apple genius was genius enough
"The average American man excretes 150 grams (about one-third of a pound) of stool every day, or the equivalent of 5 tons in a lifetime!" Reports DrStool.com
Letting goWill never be enoughWhen there'sAnother meal to eat.
When the eggs and sausage come to fruition:Energy, energy, energy,A new ball of vendition.
The other mile high club.Knees against the wall,Baby cries, and theFlight attendant wonders,"Will this man ever open the door?"
David Smooke, ArtMap Inc. © 2016